Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Inappropriate Wedding Reception Songs

So, I was ruminating about nonsensical things, and I was thinking "What are some really inappropriate songs that I've heard at weddings?" Now, I'm not just talking about sexually-themed songs, but songs that may have the theme of "love" to them, but don't apply to the newly-wed. Here are some examples I've come up with (listed below), and I want all of you to reply to this-adding your own selections. Let's see what we can come up with! Bonus points if you've actually heard these at a wedding!!

1. "The Dance" by Garth Brooks (this song is about a couple that broke up, stupid!!)

2. "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion (Um, don't you remember that Jack DIED at the end?! Is that the thought you want to enter wedded bliss with?)

3. "I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton/Whitney Houston (A good-bye song from a hooker, in the Dolly Parton version)

4. "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC (While I LOVE this song, I don't exactly want the image it conjures in the head of my parents before I head off for my wedding night...ewwww)

5. "I Know" by Jude (A song about a relationship with a lonely guy and an emotionally/physically insecure woman. It's a gorgeous song, but I thought it was an interesting "first dance" choice for my brother-in-law and his wife)


Aunty Janey said...

What about the bride and groom who gave out CD's as their wedding favours and dedicated various songs to people - parents, friends etc and the groom's song to his new bride

wait for it....

I still haven't found what I'm looking for by U2?!
I mean really!

ankaisa said...

Every Breath You Take. Sure, it seems OK at first glance, but it's actually a song about a stalker. Not a lover.

annelynn said...

We wanted the (idiot) DJ to play some REM at our reception - and what did she pick? "Everybody Hurts." Brilliant! Or not.

Good grief.

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